when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
Oh yeah i know all that shit i could care less to be honest. Its all tumblr drama anyways. Theres a lot of people that you don’t know who are racist and they are. It’s a sad fact but its apart of life i guess. I’ve been meaning to unfollow lmao but imm just so lazy
Are you honestly completely dismissing the fact that pizza who has over 1 million followers is disgusting and racist because other people are racist too omg I hope you deactivate
"other people are racist, so its fine :)"
Would anyone like to join me for dinner?
What makes this even creepier is that this is Miss Havisham’s house from Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. Basically what happened was she was stood up on her wedding day and had her heart broken so badly that she came home and stopped all the clocks and refused to clean away the wedding feast room. Decades later, everything is still as it was meant to be on her wedding day, with the food still rotting and the clocks all stopped. Sometimes she’ll just go in there and wander around, unable to move on.
We’re having sadness and cake
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill